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Seriously, I really could throw them a long way but that doesn’t mean I trust them.

A day doesn’t seem to go by without tales of the political elite wallowing in a shit-filled sty of excess, debauchery and embezzlement. And every night, those weary, downtrodden servants of the public take the long, lonely walk home before closing the door and spending hours consuming huge quantities of porn, alcohol and drugs doing valuable research at the public’s expense.

To be fair, most of the voting public simply doesn’t give a shit unless their local politician is photographed wearing a ballgag in a compromising position with a Great Dane. But when it comes to have your taxes pillaged to fund lives of filthy, depravity and outright dishonesty then the public gets really pissed as these three corrupt politicians founds out: Continue reading →

Curse my dyslexia!

Spies are awesome. James Bond is the suave, sophisticated hero who sprang from the depths of Ian Fleming’s mind. Not only could he charm the knickers off a nun adhering to a vow of silence but he could kick a hole in your head in the blink of an eye. But what happens when spies go bad? After all, they know every detail of your life: from your regularity to your porn browsing habits.

In fact, come to think of it, do you really care if they’re collecting information about you? Most of the big high street and internet companies have been doing the same thing for years. No, most of society isn’t remotely interested that some anonymous spook knows you’ve been browsing websites full of naked, very mature women and here’s why… Continue reading →